Saturday, November 21, 2009

Preview to Ohio State



one team...one team is the most hated and most discusting team int the country. They are loathed for their unsportmanship, ugliness, and just brutality. They are the nastynest villins in the country. They are evil and just grrr terrible. These are the enemies. These are who we are at war against. These are the ones that we must defeat at any cost. Nothing in this world is as satisfying at destroying this one opponent. Dont give us a Big Ten Championship. Dont give us a Rose Bowl Bid. Dont give us a National Championship. Give us a win over Ohio State...the Motherfks of the world...

Ladies and gentlemen...will it get done? Well this is a very difficult circumstance. If you remember Michigan was doing excellent, winining out first 4 games. Then we had the nail biter against Michigan State. And then we lost to Iowa and we have struggled since. So...what will tomorrow look like? It depends on three factors.

1. Momentum. Emotions. The Mood of the game. Who will we be? The Michigan Team? Or the team of old, last years team, defeated and looking somehow not to drop the ball. Who will we be? we must have a few good plays and hits and TDs to get the momentum and keep it. Emotions are at the highest level against the Buckeyes, so lets hope Saturday is the day, the day to beat them. We have lost to them like the last 5 years, so lets give teh seniors one chance to beat them Buckeyes!

2. Rich Rod. How will he coach the game? Will he keep the importance of the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry? He says he understands it and has worked ahrd to send that message accross, but will he make the decitions and have the leadership to lead this team from the sideline? Will he have the discipline of his players and make the W? Only tie will tell, but tell you what, if he beats Ohio State at home, almost everyone will forgive him for everything of the past two years. All Forgiven. Just give us the win over Ohio State, baby.

3. Forcier. Some say this is the most important factor. Who will he be? The Tate, may the forcier be with you? or the freshman who can thold on to the ball? The Notre Dame hero? Or the Penn State dissaster? Will he step it up and carry this team with keeping the ball safe and throwing great passes? He nees to be confident and go out there and be his cooky self and just take over. His confedence needs to be streaming all over the team. We will look to see how Forcier does against Pryor. Darn Pryor...you suck.

Show us the way. Show us the win. This saturday, the 21st of November on ABC...the BIGGEST game at teh BIG HOUSE ever two years. Lets get the win, boys. Lets beat the Buck Eyes. Go Blue.

Will our team come with Vengance and the momentum to win the game?

Rich Rod, how will he lead and how well prepared does he have the team?
Which Forcier will we have in the game? Can he bring us his heroics once again?

Terrel Pryor and the Buck Eyes Suck...but I didnt have to tell you that. You already knew

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