The most important decision in the history of the world

I have one word for you...what the corn.

Really. Why is Lebron making this such a big deal? Making an ESPN hour long special just to say where your next mansion will be is rediculous. Stop being a drama queen and pick where you are going already. Lebron made a twitter account just to add fuel to the fire. He is hype king. Thats what he is. And where will he go?

1. Miami
2.Cleveland
3. New York
4. Lakers
5. Piss-tons

1. Dwane Wade and Bosh just committed to southern beach. That team is automatically stacked. So if you asked LeBron, ok, so your number 1 criteria is to win championships, where can you automatically win? Miami. Its like over. Just like Boston won. Its said and done. I personally would take Miami any day ovefr Cleveland. Cleveland is dirty and old and smelly and its in Ohio which just sucks period.
2. Cleveland. Alright you already know my feelings about this place. But, how would he feel in the end of the day working so hard to make Cleveland a NBA champion calaber team all those years to just dump his home town and endless fans to win some hardwood or make some more dough? Who knows. He likes home. He wants to be at home. But he wants to win.
3. NY gives him the largest consumer market and the most money and the most opportunity to make a big time brand. And now that they signed Boozer, they have a shot if he came.
4. Lakers. I made that one up. Kobe is king there and will always be king there
5. I have no idea who the piss-tons are but they are not related to the team in Auburn Hills.
6. Bulls. Chicago. Jordan's domain. And thats why I dont want him to go there. Jordan will always have the hearts of Chicago. No reason fort he King to go in and try to take it for himself. Sure he would have a good shot to win, but lets be honest, Lebron will be known for being with the Cavs half his life and then being with the team that gave him titles. He is a big enough name that he will steal that town forever. And that town aint big enough for the two of them. Thats why this is at the bottom.

I hate to have to see this, but as I wanna know where he goes...Im gonna have to bite the bullet and watch this peice of drama unfold. Tonight at 9pm Eastner on ESPN. Like I said,....what the corn