Spiderman, Cops, Evacuations and Konvicted

This day was awesome. So here is the groove: Apparently some girl´s purse was stolen during a lecture and jsut when the robbers were getting away, Spiderman came out of no where and kicked their butt! But dont worry, if Spiderman woudlnt have stopped them the cops would have. And I am not exaderating here: the cops did show up, and blockaded the corner with police vehicles, assult rifles and bullet proff vests and parametics and the whole enchillada. And who caused it?...well, I was appart of it, I admit.

So this is what happened. We had out alst musicology lecture, one of the most borring classes ever. I dont know how this man did it but he makes music boring. I just dont understand it. So 2/3 of the classes I skip and get school work or basketball work done and look at the slides latter and the other 1/3 I go and sleep during the lecture and just wake up for music videos, and then look at the slides latter. Either way, you get the idea: the lecture is a waste of time and I think Napolian Dynamite could make music more interesting. Anyhow, this was our target. Game plan: Will Cannon and Chris Flanagan were going to run in with Ski Masks and take a planted girl´spurse and run to the other side of the auditorium and just when they get there I was going to jump up from admist the crown and yell "HEY! You cant do that!!!" and the dude stops and turnes arund and Spiderman jumps over the little railway and takes him out and his partner and return the purse and missiona ccomplished. So why do it in class? Cause its boring and we want to make it exciteing and perhaps we want more youtube views. Either way, it was a good idea. So...what really happened you ask?...

We finally got to a musician that I knew and liked, namely Shakira. And then we were going to watch a music video to display her artistic qualities, so right when the dudes run in the lecture, the boring professor guy turned off the lights, so that when you heard this scream and me yelling and everything it was all dark with only the light of the projector making a faint gleam around the bodies. And then someone else flying throught the air, namely spiderman and more yelling and finally the lights turned on and there was apparently 2 full grown men in ski suits fighting a guy in a red webbed suit...and some random guy filming the whole thing (who knows who that was). And so out of horror, one finally sees that this is all acted and planned out. Well, apparently it didnt happen soon enough because there were 2 people who called 911 while the commotion happened. So after the whole thing, everything is laughing and I sit back down casually and the professor asked what just happened and the reason behind it and was making jokes the hwole time and someone says that spiderman made a previous apperance a tthe campus and everyone is laughing. So he goes on with his lecture and this older man comes in and walks to were the proff is standing to try and talk to him but the boring proffesor didnt see him. So when he does finally turn around to see this big bald guy he gives a shrike and asked where he came from. So the dude says, well, we are on emergency lock down because of reports of an assult and the police are evacuating the whole building. The professor looked at him and said "Well, I have a minute and a hlaf of lecture left and I intend to use it." And so we did and everyone left and got their term papers laughing and stuff. People were asking me about it and it was all merry.

So I go outside and meet with the buddis and I am just lauhgin out loud and start saying that the copps evacuated the hwole building and everything and then Alex was like, dude, be quite, dont talk so loud and right before I know it I turn around and there is a cop standing righ behind me! "Excuse me but I have to ask you to leave the premise torwards the street. This place is being evacuated." Oh dear. So apparently somone had reported that a gun was invloved and so as we walked out we saw that the entire block was surrounded by police vehicles and cops were everywere with bullet proff vests and there were assult rifles and the whole shabom...and yeah, me and 3 others caused it. Hahaha. So David, being the good citizen he is, turned himself in and told the cops what was going on and that there were no guns involved so that they could lower the alarm. So I go and talk to him and help him out and yes, it was quite a sight to behold and I felt like I had just gotten away with murder when in reality I was just having fun and didnt do anything wrong at all. It was great.


I went to play ball and owned and it was great. Hit 3 3pointers starit in the last two games to seal them up. THen I took off to see that there were 8 missed phone calls from the guys and all these texts messages. Apparently the DPS wanted my camera to prove that there were no guns invloved. Hahaha. It was great. And then later that nigth I went to Rina´s house and while talking to her father who works up in North Campus with the Engenering school said that they had gotten an alert fromt hre Univeristy to all the faculty about an apparent assult at the MLB on central campus and that they woudl be notified later with the details. Then they got another one later saying that it was a bunch of students that had made a superhero act. And so he is saying this and me and Brad, who were both in it look at eachother and just start laughing. We were like, uh, that was us, we caused all that. And he was like, What?? And we told him the whole story and it was awesome. We talked and laughed for about half an hour. Ahh it was awesome. What a day. I dont know if I will ever be able to top that. Dont worry, the movie will come out soon when the DPS gives us the ok.

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